Horoscope for 1 May 2009

It’s May Day!  Sound the bells!  You may feel awash with weariness, one thousand per cent glad that the week is drawing to its close.  You may want to sit and crankify in a corner, developing an over-hanging upper lip and a penchant for saying “If I had my...

Horoscope for 30 April 2009

Bouncing from morning through to noon today, you’ll see the balls everywhere.  Coy, shy, little spheres, making their way from ceiling to floor just for the joy of flight.  Big, ponderous, ballooning bubbles, with snaking noses and giant eyes, sloping the path...