Horoscope for 1 May 2009

It’s May Day!  Sound the bells!  You may feel awash with weariness, one thousand per cent glad that the week is drawing to its close.  You may want to sit and crankify in a corner, developing an over-hanging upper lip and a penchant for saying “If I had my...

Horoscope for 30 April 2009

Bouncing from morning through to noon today, you’ll see the balls everywhere.  Coy, shy, little spheres, making their way from ceiling to floor just for the joy of flight.  Big, ponderous, ballooning bubbles, with snaking noses and giant eyes, sloping the path...

Horoscope for 29 April 2009

It’s Wednesday, known as hump day to many, some for reasons beyond the appropriate language for this blog.  You may be feeling tired today, but do not despair: no matter how little sleep you have had, and how much work you have yet to come, the day can be...

Horoscope for 28 April 2009

It’s a day of liberation.  Free the feet from their sandals!  Free your neck from its collar! Muddy, wet grass, leaving marks on your ankles; a string of paper dolls around your neck, daisies flung upon your hair.  Don’t look twice, there is too much to...