by Jackie Bailey | Apr 8, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
An auspicious day today: 090409. A nice looking date, that. Rather than get entangled in tricky numerical metaphors, I am going to give it to you straight. Today is going to be one of the best days of your life to date. It is going to be so fantastic that I am not...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 7, 2009 | Self-publishing Mr Middleton's Teleporter
In my last post on Self-publishing Mr Middleton’s Teleporter, I left off at me waiting to hear back from the editor at one of Australia’s big publishing houses. Normally, you have to wait about three to six months to hear back. I heard from the editor...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 7, 2009 | Uncategorized
If at all possible, stay in bed today. It is guaranteed to be warm, cosy and in close proximity to snacks. If you must get up, though, you will need to be prepared. A packed lunch and a treat are good things to start with, as well as a raincoat, a compass, a...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 6, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today will get off to a rosy-cheeked start, full of fresh ideas and fanciful longings. Don’t count on it continuing that way. You will have to take your right foot, or left foot if your right foot is otherwise engaged, and place it firmly, with gumption, on...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 5, 2009 | Self-publishing Mr Middleton's Teleporter
Before I start reporting to you on the process of self-publishing my book, Mr Middleton’s Teleporter, I thought I better give some background as to why I have decided to self-publish at all. I wrote Mr Middleton’s Teleporter about eighteen months ago, not...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
I have decided that it is better to write the daily horoscope for the next day, seeing I don’t get around to posting until night time. So this is the daily horoscope for Monday 6 April 2009. Watch your back. There are tiny, infinitesimally small beings beyond...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 4, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
I realise it’s late in the day in Australia, but elsewhere, you may still have today ahead of you, in which case I wish you all the very best of luck. Goodness knows, you’re going to need it. You will be beset by foes, striving to un-seat you from the...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 4, 2009 | Uncategorized
Hello! I have been as silent as the gallows for some time now. That is not only because I have been, as The Editor put it, “writing for reals.” It’s because I have been in a pooh-fight with my previous hosting company, moving house, working too...
