I have decided that it is better to write the daily horoscope for the next day, seeing I don’t get around to posting until night time.  So this is the daily horoscope for Monday 6 April 2009.

Watch your back.  There are tiny, infinitesimally small beings beyond the knowing of people like us, which inhabit the cracks between between.  They can see you, but you can’t see them.  Each time you have a chuckle, they have a good old time riding the laugh-currents, so if you get down, they lose buoyancy and start to drift away from this part of the galaxy.  If you aren’t careful to be happy today, they might start a protest: have some fun in your life, or else.  They might be small, but you don’t want to see them get angry.  You’d better just enjoy yourself today, and avoid trouble.