An auspicious day today: 090409. A nice looking date, that. Rather than get entangled in tricky numerical metaphors, I am going to give it to you straight.

Today is going to be one of the best days of your life to date.

It is going to be so fantastic that I am not going to tell you any more about it, for fear of spoiling the magic.

Because it will be magic. You know it will be.