by Jackie Bailey | Apr 11, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
The World is full of ashes, and you are covered in grey muck. BUT don’t despair! It is only the old southern hemisphere chimney, getting a clean out before winter begins. Your Sunday, once you give yourself a wipe down, should be otherwise fairly uneventful...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 10, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today will be a day of exciting new beginnings. Wait! I just had a momentary lapse of thinking I was a real horoscope writer. Let me try that again. Today you will find yourself inundated with eyes. Eyes everywhere: poking out the side of your head, wandering eyes...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 9, 2009 | Self-publishing Mr Middleton's Teleporter
So, as I left my last post, I was looking for an illustrator. I didn’t have much of a clue where to begin. My clever buddy illustrator whom I mentioned suggested a few people, but their styles weren’t quite what I was looking for. Which begged the...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 9, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today you can expect to feel virtuous about not going to the shops. Enjoy a view of yourself as a more virtuous, less materialistic, less rushed person than you usually feel. You’ll find books that you always thought you would read, people you always meant to...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 8, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
An auspicious day today: 090409. A nice looking date, that. Rather than get entangled in tricky numerical metaphors, I am going to give it to you straight. Today is going to be one of the best days of your life to date. It is going to be so fantastic that I am not...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 7, 2009 | Self-publishing Mr Middleton's Teleporter
In my last post on Self-publishing Mr Middleton’s Teleporter, I left off at me waiting to hear back from the editor at one of Australia’s big publishing houses. Normally, you have to wait about three to six months to hear back. I heard from the editor...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 7, 2009 | Uncategorized
If at all possible, stay in bed today. It is guaranteed to be warm, cosy and in close proximity to snacks. If you must get up, though, you will need to be prepared. A packed lunch and a treat are good things to start with, as well as a raincoat, a compass, a...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 6, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today will get off to a rosy-cheeked start, full of fresh ideas and fanciful longings. Don’t count on it continuing that way. You will have to take your right foot, or left foot if your right foot is otherwise engaged, and place it firmly, with gumption, on...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 5, 2009 | Self-publishing Mr Middleton's Teleporter
Before I start reporting to you on the process of self-publishing my book, Mr Middleton’s Teleporter, I thought I better give some background as to why I have decided to self-publish at all. I wrote Mr Middleton’s Teleporter about eighteen months ago, not...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 5, 2009 | Uncategorized
I have decided that it is better to write the daily horoscope for the next day, seeing I don’t get around to posting until night time. So this is the daily horoscope for Monday 6 April 2009. Watch your back. There are tiny, infinitesimally small beings beyond...
