Horoscope for 20 April 2009

Monday, Monday.  From where I am sitting, Monday looks like it’s going to be a day of hope.  You will buy your morning coffee (or decaffeinated tea), hopefully; you will cross he street, glad of a respite in the traffic; you will catch your scarf (or hanky) as...

Horoscope for 19 April 2009

It’s raining where I am, and so my predictions may be somewhat rain-streaked. Your Sunday is going to be a day of seeing your reflection in windows, thoughtful and magical and maybe a little, tiny bit sad.  But sadness is nothing to fear, especially if you...

Horoscope for 18 April 2009

Hurrah!  Hurrah!  Hurrah for Saturday! Finally, the opportunity you have been waiting for all week.  Forget the washing (or, if you must put it on, do it quickly and don’t dawdle to think about stain remover).  Lay out your best threads and then march right past...

Horoscope for 17 April 2009

Today being Friday, it’s your time to shine.  Shine in the manner of a gracious star, light years away, sending shoots of brilliance towards eyes it can’t be sure even exists, all this distance away to see it.  Shine in the way a shoe does, when it has...

Horoscope for 16 April 2009

This World you live in requires gods and goddesses (something to do with its radiation signature after the Big Bang).  Today, it’s your turn on the pedestal.  Twist your head slowly, elegantly, as if it were made of plaster.  Use your power for good, not evil....

Horoscope for 15 April 2009

Today is a brilliant blue, a verdant green, a mustard yellow.  You’ll feel every sense on fire with the colours that tickle the back of your eyelids, even when you are blinking, saying, open up, look at me, soak me in!  If you are colour blind, you will be...

Horoscope for 14 April 2009

My apologies for missing the 13 April’s horoscope.  I believe I was asleep before the end of the evening news last night. To make up for it, how about a day of spectacle on the 14 April?  These are the types of amazing events you can expect to witness: 1....