Horoscope for 29 April 2009

It’s Wednesday, known as hump day to many, some for reasons beyond the appropriate language for this blog.  You may be feeling tired today, but do not despair: no matter how little sleep you have had, and how much work you have yet to come, the day can be...

Horoscope for 28 April 2009

It’s a day of liberation.  Free the feet from their sandals!  Free your neck from its collar! Muddy, wet grass, leaving marks on your ankles; a string of paper dolls around your neck, daisies flung upon your hair.  Don’t look twice, there is too much to...

Horoscope for 27 April 2009

Monday, Monday.  A minute, a second, a nanosecond passes, and suddenly, it’s a new week!  A new…leaf!  A new take on life!  Maybe it’s been a while since you could last afford a new pair of shoes.  Maybe the best you can do to mark the transformation...

Horoscope for 26 April 2009

A beautiful day for a beautiful face.  Hear that, in the distance?  The faint sound of pipes, weaving their way into your sub-consciousness, reminding you of fields, and daisies, and all good things that can take you out of doors, away and along a path to beyond....

Horoscope for 25 April 2009

Already, your day is looking up.  Your sleepy eyes will open to the chime of bells tinkling as if attached to tiny shoes trotting away from your bedside.  Don’t roll over too fast – you don’t want to disturb the elves that visited you whilst you were...

Horoscope for 24 April 2009

Today is Friday, which speaks for itself.  When you get up today, you might feel a slight tickle in the back of the throat.  That’s the premonition of laughter, later to come.  As you walk to the bus or the car (or the scooter, or the train), you’ll almost...

Horoscope for 23 April 2009

It’s a Thursday in the year 2009.  Who would have thought it would ever be the year 2009?  And yet here you are, sitting in front of a glowing screen, reading about your future, when you already live in the future.  This time twenty years ago (if you were alive...

Horoscope for 22 April 2009

It’s the middle of the week for some, but for others, like you, it’s a new moment in which each and every particle of your being is made afresh.  The crumples in your pyjama bottoms didn’t exist last night, and will be smoothed out and rippled...

Horoscope for 21 April 2009

Tuesday is a day for filling out forms and riding in cars.  The business of espionage also has its administrivia, and  not everyone can juggle the hard-nosed management as well as the glamour of being an international agent of intelligence-gathering.  But you,...