by Jackie Bailey | Apr 17, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah for Saturday! Finally, the opportunity you have been waiting for all week. Forget the washing (or, if you must put it on, do it quickly and don’t dawdle to think about stain remover). Lay out your best threads and then march right past...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 16, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today being Friday, it’s your time to shine. Shine in the manner of a gracious star, light years away, sending shoots of brilliance towards eyes it can’t be sure even exists, all this distance away to see it. Shine in the way a shoe does, when it has...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 15, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
This World you live in requires gods and goddesses (something to do with its radiation signature after the Big Bang). Today, it’s your turn on the pedestal. Twist your head slowly, elegantly, as if it were made of plaster. Use your power for good, not evil....
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 14, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today is a brilliant blue, a verdant green, a mustard yellow. You’ll feel every sense on fire with the colours that tickle the back of your eyelids, even when you are blinking, saying, open up, look at me, soak me in! If you are colour blind, you will be...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 13, 2009 | Self-publishing Mr Middleton's Teleporter
I left my last blog post about Mr Middleton, staring incredulously at my fiance who had just suggested that I call the esteemed Shaun Tan about illustrating my book. Like, as if he was a regular person, and not some kind of illustrating savant. My betrothed...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 13, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
My apologies for missing the 13 April’s horoscope. I believe I was asleep before the end of the evening news last night. To make up for it, how about a day of spectacle on the 14 April? These are the types of amazing events you can expect to witness: 1....
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 11, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
The World is full of ashes, and you are covered in grey muck. BUT don’t despair! It is only the old southern hemisphere chimney, getting a clean out before winter begins. Your Sunday, once you give yourself a wipe down, should be otherwise fairly uneventful...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 10, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today will be a day of exciting new beginnings. Wait! I just had a momentary lapse of thinking I was a real horoscope writer. Let me try that again. Today you will find yourself inundated with eyes. Eyes everywhere: poking out the side of your head, wandering eyes...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 9, 2009 | Self-publishing Mr Middleton's Teleporter
So, as I left my last post, I was looking for an illustrator. I didn’t have much of a clue where to begin. My clever buddy illustrator whom I mentioned suggested a few people, but their styles weren’t quite what I was looking for. Which begged the...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 9, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today you can expect to feel virtuous about not going to the shops. Enjoy a view of yourself as a more virtuous, less materialistic, less rushed person than you usually feel. You’ll find books that you always thought you would read, people you always meant to...
