by Jackie Bailey | Apr 10, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today will be a day of exciting new beginnings. Wait! I just had a momentary lapse of thinking I was a real horoscope writer. Let me try that again. Today you will find yourself inundated with eyes. Eyes everywhere: poking out the side of your head, wandering eyes...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 9, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today you can expect to feel virtuous about not going to the shops. Enjoy a view of yourself as a more virtuous, less materialistic, less rushed person than you usually feel. You’ll find books that you always thought you would read, people you always meant to...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 8, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
An auspicious day today: 090409. A nice looking date, that. Rather than get entangled in tricky numerical metaphors, I am going to give it to you straight. Today is going to be one of the best days of your life to date. It is going to be so fantastic that I am not...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 7, 2009 | Uncategorized
If at all possible, stay in bed today. It is guaranteed to be warm, cosy and in close proximity to snacks. If you must get up, though, you will need to be prepared. A packed lunch and a treat are good things to start with, as well as a raincoat, a compass, a...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 6, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today will get off to a rosy-cheeked start, full of fresh ideas and fanciful longings. Don’t count on it continuing that way. You will have to take your right foot, or left foot if your right foot is otherwise engaged, and place it firmly, with gumption, on...
