by Jackie Bailey | Apr 16, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today being Friday, it’s your time to shine. Shine in the manner of a gracious star, light years away, sending shoots of brilliance towards eyes it can’t be sure even exists, all this distance away to see it. Shine in the way a shoe does, when it has...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 15, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
This World you live in requires gods and goddesses (something to do with its radiation signature after the Big Bang). Today, it’s your turn on the pedestal. Twist your head slowly, elegantly, as if it were made of plaster. Use your power for good, not evil....
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 14, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today is a brilliant blue, a verdant green, a mustard yellow. You’ll feel every sense on fire with the colours that tickle the back of your eyelids, even when you are blinking, saying, open up, look at me, soak me in! If you are colour blind, you will be...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 13, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
My apologies for missing the 13 April’s horoscope. I believe I was asleep before the end of the evening news last night. To make up for it, how about a day of spectacle on the 14 April? These are the types of amazing events you can expect to witness: 1....
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 11, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
The World is full of ashes, and you are covered in grey muck. BUT don’t despair! It is only the old southern hemisphere chimney, getting a clean out before winter begins. Your Sunday, once you give yourself a wipe down, should be otherwise fairly uneventful...
by Jackie Bailey | Apr 10, 2009 | Everyone's daily horoscope
Today will be a day of exciting new beginnings. Wait! I just had a momentary lapse of thinking I was a real horoscope writer. Let me try that again. Today you will find yourself inundated with eyes. Eyes everywhere: poking out the side of your head, wandering eyes...
