Horoscope for 29 April 2009

It’s Wednesday, known as hump day to many, some for reasons beyond the appropriate language for this blog.  You may be feeling tired today, but do not despair: no matter how little sleep you have had, and how much work you have yet to come, the day can be...

Horoscope for 28 April 2009

It’s a day of liberation.  Free the feet from their sandals!  Free your neck from its collar! Muddy, wet grass, leaving marks on your ankles; a string of paper dolls around your neck, daisies flung upon your hair.  Don’t look twice, there is too much to...

Horoscope for 27 April 2009

Monday, Monday.  A minute, a second, a nanosecond passes, and suddenly, it’s a new week!  A new…leaf!  A new take on life!  Maybe it’s been a while since you could last afford a new pair of shoes.  Maybe the best you can do to mark the transformation...

Horoscope for 26 April 2009

A beautiful day for a beautiful face.  Hear that, in the distance?  The faint sound of pipes, weaving their way into your sub-consciousness, reminding you of fields, and daisies, and all good things that can take you out of doors, away and along a path to beyond....

Horoscope for 25 April 2009

Already, your day is looking up.  Your sleepy eyes will open to the chime of bells tinkling as if attached to tiny shoes trotting away from your bedside.  Don’t roll over too fast – you don’t want to disturb the elves that visited you whilst you were...

Horoscope for 24 April 2009

Today is Friday, which speaks for itself.  When you get up today, you might feel a slight tickle in the back of the throat.  That’s the premonition of laughter, later to come.  As you walk to the bus or the car (or the scooter, or the train), you’ll almost...