Horoscope for 14 April 2009

My apologies for missing the 13 April’s horoscope.  I believe I was asleep before the end of the evening news last night. To make up for it, how about a day of spectacle on the 14 April?  These are the types of amazing events you can expect to witness: 1....

Horoscope for 12 April 2009

The World is full of ashes, and you are covered in grey muck.  BUT don’t despair!  It is only the old southern hemisphere chimney, getting a clean out before winter begins.  Your Sunday, once you give yourself a wipe down, should be otherwise fairly uneventful...

Horoscope for 11 April 2009

Today will be a day of exciting new beginnings. Wait!  I just had a momentary lapse of thinking I was a real horoscope writer.   Let me try that again. Today you will find yourself inundated with eyes.  Eyes everywhere: poking out the side of your head, wandering eyes...

Horoscope for 10 April 2009

Today you can expect to feel virtuous about not going to the shops.  Enjoy a view of yourself as a more virtuous, less materialistic, less rushed person than you usually feel.  You’ll find books that you always thought you would read, people you always meant to...