Horoscope for 25 April 2009

Already, your day is looking up.  Your sleepy eyes will open to the chime of bells tinkling as if attached to tiny shoes trotting away from your bedside.  Don’t roll over too fast – you don’t want to disturb the elves that visited you whilst you were...

Horoscope for 24 April 2009

Today is Friday, which speaks for itself.  When you get up today, you might feel a slight tickle in the back of the throat.  That’s the premonition of laughter, later to come.  As you walk to the bus or the car (or the scooter, or the train), you’ll almost...

Horoscope for 23 April 2009

It’s a Thursday in the year 2009.  Who would have thought it would ever be the year 2009?  And yet here you are, sitting in front of a glowing screen, reading about your future, when you already live in the future.  This time twenty years ago (if you were alive...

Horoscope for 22 April 2009

It’s the middle of the week for some, but for others, like you, it’s a new moment in which each and every particle of your being is made afresh.  The crumples in your pyjama bottoms didn’t exist last night, and will be smoothed out and rippled...

Horoscope for 21 April 2009

Tuesday is a day for filling out forms and riding in cars.  The business of espionage also has its administrivia, and  not everyone can juggle the hard-nosed management as well as the glamour of being an international agent of intelligence-gathering.  But you,...

Horoscope for 20 April 2009

Monday, Monday.  From where I am sitting, Monday looks like it’s going to be a day of hope.  You will buy your morning coffee (or decaffeinated tea), hopefully; you will cross he street, glad of a respite in the traffic; you will catch your scarf (or hanky) as...

Horoscope for 19 April 2009

It’s raining where I am, and so my predictions may be somewhat rain-streaked. Your Sunday is going to be a day of seeing your reflection in windows, thoughtful and magical and maybe a little, tiny bit sad.  But sadness is nothing to fear, especially if you...